It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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