Little spoons don't ask big questions
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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