Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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