i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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