It's like God shit irony all over that family
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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