this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My cat gives me a boner
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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