David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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