drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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