Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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