Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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