you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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