dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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