physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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