Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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