Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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