What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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