so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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