I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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