You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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