um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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