I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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