I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
How's your threesome situation going?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband