apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?