woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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