What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
