He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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