That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
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i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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