There was a lot of him and a little penis
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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