He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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