Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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