i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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