i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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