Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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