He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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