good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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