Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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