So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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