Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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