is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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