I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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