fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
