If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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