You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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