Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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