yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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