So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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