Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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