he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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