bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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