But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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