I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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