Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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