Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i believe in u and ur pee
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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