I need help removing her.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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