Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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