she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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